If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges
it’s funny because right after that she yells at him too
pls look at my pretty goat tho
This man’s face
You can tell she has a Tumblr.
his face is my hero
there was a doctor at the end of this video who I wish with all my heart had more time to speak because he was about to lay down some serious stuff and was not having any of those idiots bullshit.
From the same video.
"It’s really hard to exercise."
When TiTP meets reality and realizes there isn’t a ‘report’ or ‘block’ button outside of their echo chamber.
"Its really hard to exercise"
No s*** bitch. Generally nothing in life worth having ever comes easy. You don’t get to bask in the glory of your achievements if they came so f****** easily. Of course exercising is hard you f****** moron, it’s supposed to be. It makes your life easier because it is harder.
if you ever feel embarrassed about yourself just remember that on my first day of 8th grade I wore 30 hairclips, a pink tutu, a giraffe backpack, fake rainbow hair extensions, invader zim shoes and shoe laces, pink fishnet arm warmers and about 34 bracelets and necklaces and ran around saying “nya” for 3 hours until the principal made me change
ARE THERE PICTURES
A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole
stick around for the surprise ending
There’s so much to talk about here
i’d make that face too
A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.
You know what happens next.
THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK